An Idea Stolen from Shannon Who Stole It From Someone Else

10 THINGS I'D LIKE TO SAY TO 10 DIFFERENT PEOPLE
1. I love not being friends with you anymore.
2. Its Solid Rocket Boosters! Not Booster Rockets. If you are going to be a know-it-all at least get it right! They don't just randomly call it "SRB Separation"!! They put the S, the R and the B in that particular order for a reason!
3. I worry about you and hope you will be super happy again some day soon!
4. I miss hanging out with you so much! Looking back at my friendships over the last 30 years, you were one of the most genuine friends I ever had. I hope we get to meet up again soon!
5. To me you are perfect. I don't even want to imagine what life would be like had we never met. You're awesome!
6. Your ego is out of control.
7. I wish we had never met. But karma will make it all right!
8. You can do no wrong. I can only hope to be a fraction of the person you are.
9. It is NOT acceptable to talk to women the way you do. You are one the biggest losers I have ever met in my life. You think your life is the way to go, I find it childish, immature, and pathetic. I'm glad you treated me the way you did, it make it very very easy to just shut you out of my life and get rid of someone so pompous and degrading.
10. I am so glad that we met and bonded over something that is normal to us, and probably strange to everybody else. You are so super cool! I love being your friend!

9 THINGS ABOUT ME...
1. In 1996 I won 1st place for my use on an adding machine at the FBLA State Skills competition.
2. In 9th grade I got the 3 Year Contribution Award at our final band concert of the night.
3. My fingers crack open and bleed. At the final band concert of the year I had a band aid on every finger just so I could manage to play the piano during the Jazz Band part of the concert. My fingers eventually just went numb and stopped hurting.

4. I can make myself vomit just by thinking about it. I reserve this for moments of hangover desperation.
5. I have made friends with people from all over the world - from working with them in Disney World, to just meeting random strangers while on various vacations.
6. I have no accent, yet the people I spoke to in Louisville, Kentucky couldn't understand a word I said.

7. I have a degree in Psychology. This is mostly inspired by Silence of the Lambs. I want to be Clarice Starling and track down serial killers. And I want to meet Anthony Hopkins.

8. I avoid confrontation. I hate it. I'd rather just avoid someone to prevent confrontation. I've not spoken to a family member in well over a year because of this.
9. I want to have a zoo in my backyard so I could save animals and give them love and attention and a nice place to live. Two deer walked in front of my car on I-5 last year, and sadly I hit one. I feel like I owe the animal community something now. The image of that poor deer still makes me cry.

8 WAYS TO WIN MY HEART...
1. Don't physically repulse me.
2. A great sense of humor that's original and not just copying someone you think is a funny comedian.
3. Intellect. Lacking common sense is very unattractive.
4. Be nice to my pets, my friends, and my family. If my pets don't like you, you stand no chance with me.
5. Be nice to me! No douche bags need apply.
6. Don't be nauseatingly mushy. And DON'T call me "baby"!
7. A steady job is a must. No job hoppers. No pansy assed mama's boys.
8. Actually make an effort to try to win me over.

7 THINGS THAT CROSS MY MIND A LOT...
1. Isabella Bijou. I miss that precious little dog.
2. Grandma. She should still be here, she left too young.
3. College. I really miss it.
4. All the fun times with my friends when I lived in Florida.
5. Vacation Vacation Vacation
6. How fat I always feel.
7. My age and the fact that when my mom was my age I was already 11 years old.

6 THINGS I DO BEFORE HITTING THE SACK...
1. Plug in my iPod to charge and update my podcasts
2. Take Lady out to go potty
3. Check my alarm
4. Pet Lady's tummy and tell her good night
5. Turn the heat down in the living room

6. Cuddle with Tinker Bell while she and I watch a movie together

5 PEOPLE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WHO MEAN THE MOSTEST (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)...
1. Grandpa!
2. Brian
3. Jim
4. Mike
5. Adam Carolla

4 THINGS I'M WEARING...
1. iPod headphones
2. skull/camo shoes
3. black sweater/jacket
4. denim skirt

3 SONGS I LISTEN TO OFTEN...
1. Everything - Michael Buble
2. A Little Less Conversation - Elvis
3. Get Him Back - Fiona Apple

2 THINGS I WANNA DO BEFORE I DIE...
1. Have my one child.
2. Go to Europe

1 CONFESSION...
1. I live alone. I love living alone. I really can't picture living with another adult in my house. I think I like it just being myself, my cat and my dog. We have room for one tiny little human to join us.