Dear Local Radio Station,

Dear Local Radio Station,

Your station sucks. I have traveled across the entire United States of America via moving truck twice. Both trips only let me have access to local radio stations. In all of those other towns, cities, states, NO station was as bad as yours.

Your ads imply you think you are funny and original. You're not. You're annoying.

Even more annoying is your obsession with Billy Idol and AC/DC. I can't believe how many times I've heard "White Wedding" since February when I put a new mp3 player/radio in my bathroom. Seriously? White Wedding is on steady play in mid-2009? Really?

If it wasn't for Kidd Kraddick's radio show (based out of Texas, mind you), I wouldn't turn your station on EVER. Even then you ruin my morning Kidd Kraddick laugh-fest with your stupid ads for yourself. You call yourself "Sam". Okay, you are not a person. You are some poorly run small town radio station. Prior to the stupid name switch you at least played something closer to Top 40/pop music. Now we don't really have any current pop music being played on any station thanks to you. Shame on you, "Sam".

Here is how you promote yourself on your website, Local Radio Station:

WHO is SAM...and What Does He Play?
Pretty Much Anything and Everything!

How about...Red Hot Chili Peppers - Duran Duran - Cheryl Crow - Matchbox 20 - Queen - AC/DC - The Cure - Kelly Clarkson - Poison - Counting Crows - INXS - Journey - Goo Goo Dolls - Toto - Hall & Oates - U2 - Christina Agulera - The Clash - Black Eyed Peas - Train - Pet Shop Boys - Chris Daughtry - Def Lepard - Van Halen - Police - Chicago - David Bowie - John Mayer - Creed and LOTS MORE!

When it comes to great music...
Sam is the kind of guy you want to know!

Again, you are NOT a person. You're a stupid-ass radio station. You can't even spell Sheryl Crow's name properly and you have some very strange looking picture of John Mayer on your website. I am again reading the list of music you give as examples. I'd appreciate you reading over it and then decide how "great" your music really is. Sure, these artists were popular at one time, but now is not their time. Let me use the previously mentioned "White Wedding" as an example. According to Wikipedia, this tired song was released in 1982. Nineteen-eighty-two. I don't want to hear it every morning during my shower in 2009.

In conclusion, I can't stress enough how much I despise your station. If Kidd Kraddick in the Morning ever stops being aired, well then I won't complain - that means I'll never hear your station anymore. Of course Kidd Kraddick is on iTunes, so perhaps I'll just listen to him there and avoid hearing the Doobie Brothers or Mike and the Mechanics when I'm in the mood for something more current!