Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Helpful Advice from Michael

RR:  I "told" my mom she and I were going shopping in Eugene together in a couple of weeks for running and vacation clothes. She told me I need a boyfriend. Seriously, who am I going to hang out with when you leave?

MR:  Your mom.

RR:  Yeah, so that means Lady and I will be making trips to the coast alone again.

MR:  Get a hooker.

RR:  Oh thanks.

2 comments:

  1. Are boyfriends good for shopping with? Hmm maybe if your boyfriend is secretly a girl...or gay. In my experience, boyfriends just say "looks great baby" to everything to hurry you along.

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  2. Someone did tell me I need a bisexual boyfriend - you know, to get the best of both worlds. I had to laugh!

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