This exchange takes place between a 10 year old boy and his grandma while they are hanging out at the river.
B: Did you notice the other day that my voice sounded different?
G: Well, yeah, I thought maybe you just had a little sore throat?
B: But did you notice it still sounds different today?
G: You know, you're right it does.
B: Yeah. ....It's happening.
G: IT's happening?
B: Yes, it is time. It's happening.
G: Well, what is it?
B: It's puberty, Grandma. And it is happening.
**OMG, now read this and try not to just die in your chair!!!**
B: Yep, I've got hair on my balls now. And they are long and black.
I totally cannot make this stuff up! I seriously love Thursday nights at our little bar. I hear the greatest stories ~ This one was told to me by the Grandma!
ha ha ha!!! hilarious...and scary...you see I have 2 sons...thye are 5 1/2 and 7 and this is the kind of stuff that will come out of my youngest's mouth!!!!!
ReplyDeleteew, ew, EW!!!!! so glad i have a girl!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG OMG OMG great in such a horrible way! I need to read the deats of the meetup b4 disney! I wanna come!!!
ReplyDeleteholy crap. that shit is priceless. too funny!!
ReplyDeleteHaha! What a hilarious story! I love how honest you can be with your grandparents. :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Hairs on the balls! Haha.
ReplyDeleteI had a 4th grader or 5th grader (but he looks like he is too old to be a 4th or 5th grader) tell me this, "I have hair growing everywhere, even down there."
I looked at him and said, "Ok."
Hahaha, that is amazing! No wonder grandma was at the bar!
ReplyDeleteThat is AWESOMELY hilarious!
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