I am obsessed with the Oscars. I never miss them. I was so overjoyed with Billy Crystal was assigned hosting duties again. I've been tweeting up a storm and all over on facebook discussing my opinions. Of course MY opinions are the right ones. Duh!
All the prior best moments were tossed out the window when Angelina Jolie came on stage with that leg.
Did you see it?? Did you see the Oscar winner then mock it? It was PRICELESS!!
If you missed it, during a commercial break I decided - sans make-up and sans brushing my hair - to recreate for you. Angelina didn't wear comfy pants or an English soccer shirt. No. She wore a dress with a loooong slit all the way up to her hoo-ha and heels.
I call this Fire Crotch Meets Angelina's Leg. (Fire Crotch being reference to Lohan, of course.)