RR: I "told" my mom she and I were going shopping in Eugene together in a couple of weeks for running and vacation clothes. She told me I need a boyfriend. Seriously, who am I going to hang out with when you leave?MR: Your mom.RR: Yeah, so that means Lady and I will be making trips to the coast alone again.MR: Get a hooker.RR: Oh thanks.
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Helpful Advice from Michael
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Are boyfriends good for shopping with? Hmm maybe if your boyfriend is secretly a girl...or gay. In my experience, boyfriends just say "looks great baby" to everything to hurry you along.
ReplyDeleteSomeone did tell me I need a bisexual boyfriend - you know, to get the best of both worlds. I had to laugh!
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