I touched a stripper's boob.
I toured the Strip in a stretch Hummer with two freaking awesome girls that bride-napped me. We were hanging out of the sunroof while drinking and dancing just like a dream bachelorette party should be!
I lived off of Piña Coladas from Fat Tuesday.
I saw Mike freaking Tyson!!!
I indulged in glorious baths every day in the largest bathroom ever.
I was fed a strawberry at Zumanity.
I went on board Titanic on the 101st anniversary of the sinking.
I learned to pole dance.
I saw very dear friends and family.
I cried from every emotion.
I GOT MARRIED!!!!!