The Things They Say - Round 3 & 4

(Back story:  I was wearing my 3 inch "party" heels, which I hadn't worn in quite a while.)

Person A:  Ooh, you've got your noisy shoes on today!
Person B:  Yep! Gotta practice walking in 'em for Vegas next week!
Person C:  Oh, you have to walk differently there?

I kid you not, person C was 100% serious in asking that question. Heaven forbid I just let my feet get used to 3" heels again!

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Person A:  I'm almost 60 now. 60 years young.
Person B (on the pone):  Oh I thought you were 35.

It was at this point I pulled my hair back to vomit.