Okay - apparently I could have continued washing dishes. What a long, strange intro to tonight. Let's just get started! My thoughts with Michael Jackson - tonight could either suck or kick ass. I love Michael, so I hope it doesn't suck.
1 - Lil Rounds. (The Way You Make Me Feel) Obviously the Idol execs want her to win so I'm already over her. I HATE her outfit. Ugly and unflattering. Honestly, not impressed so far. I hate being yelled at. Damn - her ass rivals that of Serena and Venus Williams. So not bad, but certainly didn't blow me away like Randy Jackson WANTS me to think she did.
2 - Scott MacIntyre. (Keep The Faith) Do I even know this song? His voice reminds me of someone but I can't place it. I wonder if he knows his hair looks like Art Garfunkel's. Boring song. I wanted him to do good, but maybe he needed a better song. This one isn't working for me.
* I want the group to sing and do the Thriller dance tomorrow night. *
3 - Danny Gokey. He's going to be awesome. (PTY) Ooh RAD song choice!! I love the colors he's wearing tonight. Hot! And his glasses match, too! Paul and I are dancing together. Whoa - is that sweat on his back??? I hope its a design on the jacket instead. Favorite performance so far.
* Paula looks horrible. Seriously. Yo - crack is whack. *
4 - Michael Sarver. (You Are Not Alone). He has nice teeth. I'm kind of indifferent. I don't think I like his voice. It sounds strained or like he is singing from the back of his mouth/throat/nose area. Blah. Whatever. Next.....
* My mom is wondering if Paula had eye work done. I will have to check next time she is on. *
5 - Jasmine Murray. (I'll Be There). I love her hair tonight. Wow HUGE ring. Huge earrings. I think my mom had that dress in junior high. I guess I have nothing to say about her performance. Kinda boring but okay. Oh please Randy - more name dropping??? Lame.
6 - Kris Allen. (Remember the Time) Immediately has a Jason Mraz feel to it. I am a HUGE Mraz fan and I always liked this song - so kudos from me! I do not remember this guy. OH - he is the Man in the Mirror dude. Okay - I liked him! If the judges don't mention Jason Mraz I'll be shocked. Seems like a nice guy.
* Paula looks run over. Feathers? She looks like she's been up partying for days and about to crash. *
* HA!! RANDY BROUGHT UP MRAZ!!! I should totally be on judge on here, I swear!! *
7 - Allison jkljksdljfklsjdf. Her home videos remind me of Selena. (Give It To Me) My Selena similarities have vanished. Had a hint of Pink to her voice at the start. WTF is with the MJ songs that I don't know? Is she trying too hard to be rough sounding? I'm so bored already. Not my thing. I prefer styles like Chris Allen's. This girl is like Miley - sounds like she lives in a bar. Gross.
8 - Anoop Desai. He's always been so humble. I like that. (Beat It) Can't wait! OMG Member's Only!! He's like the dorky kid that thinks he's a gangsta - love that. The was fun to watch. Not really a vocal showcase type of song, but enjoyable to sit back and watch. He's had so much hype, so my guess is he'll stay around another week.
9 - Jorge Nunez. Thank goodness its NOT Tatiana del Toro. (Never Can Say Good Bye) Dammit. Sing songs I know! I can never stop looking at his eyebrows. He reminds me of the mid-90s. Never mind, I know the song - blah. He's almost too nice for me, if "nice" is the right word.
* Every time Paul talks she sounds like she's going to cry. *
* Simon always rubs his face with his middle finger. Why does he do this, Dr. Freud? *
10 - Megan Corkrey. (Rockin Robin) What a STUPID ass song choice! Is she going to try to be Amy Winehouse again? Ok. Its official. Something about her makes me really dislike her. Seems like a total wannabe of some sort. What. The. Hell. Did she just make bird noises?? I call fake! She is trying too hard to be quirky that it all seems like an act.
11 - Adam Lambert. Ok - C.U.T.E. I hope he likes guys. He is just a doll. Don't disappoint me!! (Black or White) Rad song. LOVE the walk out. He added blue to his hair! I have to be sure to vote. My mom doesn't like him. I know what it is - his confidence and stage presence. He's got it! Fine - I love the hair and eyes, too. He just might complete me. Move over Constantine Maroulis - I have a new Idol man!
* Oh, he's going to cry! So sweet!! I heart Adam!! *
* Excellent teeth he has! *
* Oh mother, just allow me to gush!
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12 - Matt Giraud. (Hidden Nature) Ok. Dude. You work in a freaking dueling pianos bar and THIS is what you come up with? Sometimes I think he wants to be Justin Timberlake, except Justin is actually good looking and way talented. Oh man. I am cringing. I did NOT enjoy those "pitchy" falsetto notes at the end, as the judges like to say.
* Randy brought up JT. Randy wants to be me. *
* Paula is high. It was NOT that great. *
13 - Alexis Grace. (Dirty Diana) I can't understand what she's saying. Is she wearing clothes? Oh - is it a onesie? The white girl is yelling at me. Shut up, bitch. Thank goodness this one is over.
* Time to vote for Adam now. Please, my world-wide fans and readers, don't flood my phone lines tonight. I am all about Adam! Meow!! *
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ReplyDeleteI heart Adam! He makes the Old Broad's heart swoon. As for Paula... we think she's had a face lift. Her eyebrows are WAY arched and her eyelids are pulled to tight. Definitely the "crack whore" look. Very scary!
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